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big thanks to
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and its try-hard users for making this possible.
And on the seventh day, God rested and went shopping.

And on the seventh day, God rested and went shopping.

More Than you Bargained For Joelle definitely got more than she bargained for when she found a nesting parasite in her new hair accessory.

More Than you Bargained For Joelle definitely got more than she bargained for when she found a nesting parasite in her new hair accessory.

Too much time on the force.
When I thought LB couldn’t get any more redonkulous, Gary Coleman decided to make an account. Whatchutalkinbout Willis?

Too much time on the force.

When I thought LB couldn’t get any more redonkulous, Gary Coleman decided to make an account. Whatchutalkinbout Willis?

no clothing…just skin…always
I’m still trying to figure out whether this is just a really tall and awkward flat chested chick, or some dude who has a vagina wrapped in 80’s giftwrap. Seriously.

no clothing…just skin…always

I’m still trying to figure out whether this is just a really tall and awkward flat chested chick, or some dude who has a vagina wrapped in 80’s giftwrap. Seriously.

SHOPAHOLIC
Looks like Sergio here shared the same dreams as the Backyard Kid. And by dreams, i meant bed, and by bed I meant a twin sized. Catch my drift?

SHOPAHOLIC

Looks like Sergio here shared the same dreams as the Backyard Kid. And by dreams, i meant bed, and by bed I meant a twin sized. Catch my drift?

Grammy is finally coming home!
Looks like Spiderman came to visit and sprayed her V with some cobweb. Chances of the old lady getting laid tonight? Probably the same chance a fat girl has trying to get through a turnstile.

Grammy is finally coming home!

Looks like Spiderman came to visit and sprayed her V with some cobweb. Chances of the old lady getting laid tonight? Probably the same chance a fat girl has trying to get through a turnstile.

little girl in little world
“So you’re saying…that if I sponsor this child..she’d be able to clean my room AND do the laundry? Hmm…do you take paypal?”

little girl in little world

“So you’re saying…that if I sponsor this child..she’d be able to clean my room AND do the laundry? Hmm…do you take paypal?”

My Backyard
Fuck space! If this is the picture that would represent us in the year 2025, then I’d say this is the final frontier. Sustainable elements such as pop-can ring holders and bird droppings never looked so good on prepubescent soil.

My Backyard

Fuck space! If this is the picture that would represent us in the year 2025, then I’d say this is the final frontier. Sustainable elements such as pop-can ring holders and bird droppings never looked so good on prepubescent soil.

Photoboof
Homegirl looks like she’s trying to give birth to a turkey dinner through her jeans! and the only thing willing to capture the moment was her macbook’s ‘photoboof’,…cause seriously…who would live to tell the tale ? Shotty not!!

Photoboof

Homegirl looks like she’s trying to give birth to a turkey dinner through her jeans! and the only thing willing to capture the moment was her macbook’s ‘photoboof’,…cause seriously…who would live to tell the tale ? Shotty not!!

bare 
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like? and when it was done, it wasn’t even the one you were looking for?

bare

do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like? and when it was done, it wasn’t even the one you were looking for?

hey there
Some girls deal with breakup easily, and…some girls don’t. Next thing you know, she’s staring at a sink full of hair, her lipstick made it’s way onto her eyelids, and her 44 caliber is cocked and loaded…… I’m gonna start running.

hey there

Some girls deal with breakup easily, and…some girls don’t. Next thing you know, she’s staring at a sink full of hair, her lipstick made it’s way onto her eyelids, and her 44 caliber is cocked and loaded…… I’m gonna start running.